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p0st-acidd:

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them




danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?




cryingcheerios:

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

THE OCTOPOCALPSE IS NIGH!!!





uhohmarty:

Faces of Woodstock [1969]


penalty:

cynicallys:

well this is morbid

lmao


f6ceec:

akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

ok but i can’t lie i really did think this was ariana when i just glanced at it

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.




ruinedchildhood:

TAYLOR SWIFT STOP

candiestewart:

katy perry ran out of cultures to appropriate so now she’s copying britney

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$ara.20 years old. Free spirit and open mind. I love the life i live and have many adventures to come.Southern California.






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